happy day

Yesterday was a day full of joy and happiness. I just hope every other days to come is like yesterday.
Not to mention the bad luck I(we) had since the beginning of the year; major family problem, auntie passed away of cancer, I scoring A2 for my favourite subject in SPM(10A1, 1A2, btw), scholarship failures, dad contracted with mild dengue, and recently 4/5 of my siblings got fever at the same time!
hopefully the second half of 2007 will turn out well.

Alright, yesterday, i had my driving test. Very nervous...considering i was sick and didn't practise driving for more than 1 month. Whose to blame? My selfish, money minded,fierce, senseless instructor!!! only trained me for two days(3hours per day). BERSERK!!!!!

and....he encouraged me to bribe those JPJ fellows with a whopping RM100!
As a good kid(always been...:P), of course i didn't accept laa...

But his other student did bribe...

What a corrupted nation...

At approx 11.30am, it was my turn to get on a little innocent looking kancil car. First, i need to climb the hill...and i stuck up there...so damn stupid ok. Hill climbing supposed to be easy for me! Engine went off for two times....and i asked the officer the dumbest question "Boleh tukar kereta tak?" Trying to blame the car...huh...what was i thinking...the officer replied " Kereta tidak boleh tukar, u kena tukar kaki sikit"...so embarrassed ok! then the other guy mumbled, "jangan kedekut minyak, tekan minyak banyak, bukan u bayar pun....aiya, u kedekut minyak laa"

I thought it will be another incident in my long list of Bad Luck 2007...

So, i pressed the accelerator hard the the car went "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" and i drove down the hill....

phewwww.....

Luckily my car didn't reverse down the hill. otherwise, 100 % fail!

The other two parts:parking and 3-pointer were peanut for me...

Then, i need to wait for another section which is driving on the selected routes around town. As i waited for nearly an hour or so, my face was burning hot and mucus flowing uncontrollably out of my clogged nostrils. Water, i need water!!!! But no more water to drink...i had finished gulping down 1.5 liter of water earlier in the morning (and visited toilet for 3times in an hour).

Suddenly a fat lady called out loud "lapan puluh dua (82)" which is my number. And the rush of adrenaline vanquished the sickness...

I thought that lady was strict because others who were tested by her mostly failed...

and worse still, she's so fat and big sized that every time i change gear(gear 1 especially), i would (have to) accidentally brushed the back of my hand with her thigh...*sigh*

So, she shrieked cos i molested her....haha...no laaa....jkjk....

I tried to be friendly with her, knowing she had to face many other quiet fellas who wish to focus completely on the driving... i want to be different!

but it was hard to talk to her. No topic at all! What am i supposed to ask?

Then i was thinking of this:

Me : "Why are u so fat ar?"

She : What? *confused*

Me : "Yer....your thigh is like elephant leg..."

She : "????!!!!!!!!!"

Me : "Eh, auntie, move your piggy leg laa...i can't punch in the gear!!"

She : *grabs her pen and wrote FAILED as big as her thigh*

:P haha...

No offense to fat buddies out there ok!

hmmm.....really no proper topic to chat with her laa....so quiet

.............................................

Out of nowhere, the radio played a familiar song....

BERDIRI by SUKI....

For your information, Suki(Low Sook Yee) was my not-so-close friend. She was my schoolmate too, just different class. Hey, more than that, she coached me for district level choir competition! that's BIGGIE... She is also the youngest millionaire in Malaysia, having won One In A Million singing competition. I knew a lot about this girl...

So, i started chatting with the examiner...it turned out that she liked Suki, and watched One In A Million too!!!

We exchanged a few words and it was relaxing and casual. i can feel that she's really into the topic....so happy...

apparently, she didn't want to end the topic although we reached the driving school already.

Obviously i managed to change something formal to informal and she liked it. I earned 20/20 for this section...full marks!!!! YEAH YEAH!!!!

If it wasn't for Suki's song, i think i'll be nervous throughout the journey...and maybe failing the test due to extreme silence and unfriendliness too....

Thanks SUKI!!!

But my friend who bribed failed miserably. How is that supposed to be?

Hmmm....i suspect my instructor didn't hand the money to JPJ fellas but rather kept that RM 100 in his pocket and laughing all the way to the bank later on...

Pity my friend...

I reached home at around 2.30pm, happy happy....

I turned on the computer and paid a visit to www.thestar.com.my

and and and......surprise surprise....my photo is featured in The Star...



bwahhhahahahahaha....HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Back to Sibu...

So so so sorry....after a few weeks of hiatus from the internet....i finally had the chance to sit down and type a few words. As i said, my sister is back for her semester break, and she's using the pc all the time. but not now.

She went to Cheras just now. And the Pc is mine!!! BWAHAHAHA...

Not for long...:( she's coming back later today...

Alrite, first of all, i am dead tired, jetlag... just came back from Sibu.

Ok... on 25/5 evening we boarded a flight to Sibu via Kuching. It was damn tiring considering that morning i was attending school (solving Maths questions which have not been taught by Mr Lim...)

Hard. -_-"

In-flight MAS food is getting worse day by day! I ordered beef steak while my cousin had rice with chicken satay. OMG...both were horrible!!! My steak was solid hard(with tasteless mushroom gravy) while the satay rice, OILY!

"Way to go MAS... Malaysia Boleh"

HA!

We reached granma's house quite late.

The next few days was so nice...i mean the food!!!!! CHEAP AND SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS!!!

1) The historic Mr and Mrs Yeo's Konpia at Tiong Hua Road


My dad used to eat here when he was in primary school. Sometimes even 'ponteng' to eat here.


this is Yeo's daughter...


Konpia soaked in pork broth...


with chilli sauce...yummy...


Also famous for it's red bean drink..


2) Mee Kampua and etc

Sibu is most famous for its Kampua.
.
Mee Kampua with slices of char siew...this is Sibu's version of Kuching's Mee Kolok. Mee Kolok is so much nicer but usually contains alot of MSG...:(


Chao Chu Mien(Stir fried and then cooked with soup noodle)


Chao Chu Mien is my favourite. It's added with chinese wine...yum yum...

Bihun Basah (Vermicelli)


Drinks : Wheatgrass with milk(Left) and without milk(right).....


3)Tian Bian Ngu and fishballs...
I really wanted to snap some photos of those two delicacies but i forgot to bring my camera...darn...
Nvm...
Tian Bian Ngu is alike porridge. Only that it is made of flour and tastes marvelous.


4)Tomatoes stuffed with Asam
I am sorry but this is not available in current market in sarawak. My chef aunt working in Singapore made this creative dessert for us.



I always hated tomatoes but her version of Tomatoes with Asam....melted my heart...ahhh...so tasty...






5) Tit-bits





SYIOK!

random pics :

Pentas Sunyi

Fata morgana suatu ketika,
Merak, Kenari, Enggang, Nuri,
Berbalas-balas kicauan riang,
Mesra harmoni walau beza warna,

hatta, segalanya memori indah,
Ku bertemankan sunyi

Sunyi ,
Kuperhatikan Si Nuri,
Menyusuri angkasa sangkar,
Bertemankan udara,
Ku umpamanya...

Sunyi,
Air mata mengalir lesu,
Membentuk lurah keperitan di hati sepi,
Oh parah sanubariku,
Mengapa?

Sunyi,
Ku dihambat hampa,
Telahku kandas dalam lembah ini,
Mengapa?
Ku mencari jawapan.

sunyi,
Apakah ini balasan?
Apakah ini sumpah?
Ku mencari jawapan,
Hanya pentas sunyi milikku.

-alck-

Guys and girls, please hold my hands and walk with me...i am scared...

i hate ants

On a sunny Saturday morning, i was lying down on the floor, chilling out while reading newspaper. It was so relaxing and comfortable...until....

a 'kay po'(nosy) black ant came parading itself on the newspaper....

*horror begins*

and blocking(and 'changing') some of the alphabets! imagine, 'n' becomes 'h'....

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his nose clean"--correct version--

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his hose clean"--ant stayed still on the 'n', thus making 'n' looked like a 'h'--

At first I didn't notice the ant and was reading casually, until I came across 'hose'. Weird sentence...keep his hose clean? Upon closer inspection, only i realised it was a little ant on 'n'!

Information can go very wrong,you see... it's as though the ex-prisoner got jailed for not keeping his garden hose clean....heeheehee...

BAD BAD ant!

before i could put a big full stop to it's life, it scurried away....but not for long...*smug*

alright, you may say that it's my fault for eating sweets and tit-bits in the room, thus attracting ants...

You are wrong...

I've been munching in my lovely room all this while, yet no annoying ants came destroy perfect Saturday mornings....

Look, it's because of my sister! Apparently, she has been breeding ants for quite some time...

and now, she's back for her semester break, brought back all her things and stuffed them under my bed....


A luxurious palace for her ants....

I have no idea what's in those boxes and plastic bags. Hopefully, nothing more horrendous than the ants....

Alright, so i murdered the ant without hesitation and sympathy...



Hah! That's the price you pay for disturbing me!



Just as i thought rainbows, birdies' chirp, gentle-blowing wind and blue sky will accompany me through the morning, an army of black ants marched into my sight.....

Looking for revenge, it seems...

and as if yelling......



Who cares....

and what's the 'award' you guys got for such a daring act?



Broken legs and smashed segments (mashed potato style)

One more thing, they were rather juicy...

The floor was so sticky after the 'battle'. I shuddered to think what the sticky ant juice made up of...

Maybe a combination of essences of dead Lizards, Cockroaches, Rats, Dogs, Cats, HUMANS etc etc

Yucks!!!!*grimace*

Die already still wanna make my life hard...I hate ants!!!!!

MAMA, i need a mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid ants....leave me alone, I am not sweet! and not dead yet...

oh...wanna know how I mass murder the 'fun' way? watch this...



Don't mess with me(again)!!!!


p/s : At one point in the video, the ant pretended to be an innocent little black rice, not moving....i LOLed at this...and that's how one of the ants stayed still on 'n'...Another ant at the end of the video went so so so panic after i crushed it's comrade, in front of it's naked eyes!!!....bwahahaha....