yesterday i was finding for the praying mantis, to take clearer photos, but could not spot any whilst on the day before, there were lots of them. weird...
Then suddenly something caught my eyes...something more special than praying mantis...
Grasshoppers mating!!!
and sometimes, as i think back, i felt that He is always by my side...guiding me, showing me His creations. i mean what's the probability of me going out at 6.35pm, finding grasshoppers mating on one small little part of a big playground? and u know how hard it is to spot such thing rite?
I come to realise that everything does happen for a reason...if praying mantis and it's family were still loitering around that tapioca tree, i would have been too preoccupied photographing them till neglect other special 'occasions' happening around...
alrite, perhaps i am too sicko about photography....
anyway, i am sure some of you are so damn bored of human porn....
come, here's grasshopper porn...hopefully the below photo doesn't arouse you...wakakak...otherwise, you are in biggie trouble, insect pervert? 0.o
so, is this good enough for the competition?
On the first glance, i thought it was a big Mama hopper carrying it's little kiddie. but upon closer inspection, i saw that red thing between both of them. WTF...Penis?
I didn't know grasshopper's penis is sooooo out of proportion, i mean it's almost 1/4 of the full body length...
hmmm....imagine men having that ratio. let's say Mr. X is 1.8m tall...his weapon will be around 0.45m....45CM!!!!
how to place it in underwear? i wonder....
=.='
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