i hate ants

On a sunny Saturday morning, i was lying down on the floor, chilling out while reading newspaper. It was so relaxing and comfortable...until....

a 'kay po'(nosy) black ant came parading itself on the newspaper....

*horror begins*

and blocking(and 'changing') some of the alphabets! imagine, 'n' becomes 'h'....

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his nose clean"--correct version--

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his hose clean"--ant stayed still on the 'n', thus making 'n' looked like a 'h'--

At first I didn't notice the ant and was reading casually, until I came across 'hose'. Weird sentence...keep his hose clean? Upon closer inspection, only i realised it was a little ant on 'n'!

Information can go very wrong,you see... it's as though the ex-prisoner got jailed for not keeping his garden hose clean....heeheehee...

BAD BAD ant!

before i could put a big full stop to it's life, it scurried away....but not for long...*smug*

alright, you may say that it's my fault for eating sweets and tit-bits in the room, thus attracting ants...

You are wrong...

I've been munching in my lovely room all this while, yet no annoying ants came destroy perfect Saturday mornings....

Look, it's because of my sister! Apparently, she has been breeding ants for quite some time...

and now, she's back for her semester break, brought back all her things and stuffed them under my bed....


A luxurious palace for her ants....

I have no idea what's in those boxes and plastic bags. Hopefully, nothing more horrendous than the ants....

Alright, so i murdered the ant without hesitation and sympathy...



Hah! That's the price you pay for disturbing me!



Just as i thought rainbows, birdies' chirp, gentle-blowing wind and blue sky will accompany me through the morning, an army of black ants marched into my sight.....

Looking for revenge, it seems...

and as if yelling......



Who cares....

and what's the 'award' you guys got for such a daring act?



Broken legs and smashed segments (mashed potato style)

One more thing, they were rather juicy...

The floor was so sticky after the 'battle'. I shuddered to think what the sticky ant juice made up of...

Maybe a combination of essences of dead Lizards, Cockroaches, Rats, Dogs, Cats, HUMANS etc etc

Yucks!!!!*grimace*

Die already still wanna make my life hard...I hate ants!!!!!

MAMA, i need a mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid ants....leave me alone, I am not sweet! and not dead yet...

oh...wanna know how I mass murder the 'fun' way? watch this...



Don't mess with me(again)!!!!


p/s : At one point in the video, the ant pretended to be an innocent little black rice, not moving....i LOLed at this...and that's how one of the ants stayed still on 'n'...Another ant at the end of the video went so so so panic after i crushed it's comrade, in front of it's naked eyes!!!....bwahahaha....