What a man wants from his gurl...(from friendster, 18/2/07)

so, this is what men, basically, want from their chicks...

Men want :

• SEX... *lecherous smile* the first thing that crosses men's mind when they see a hot chick...unless he's a gay or transvestite...

• SEXY BEAUT....it doesn't matter if you are ugly or fat, it's the way you present yourself...in other words, men want confident and sexy and gurly gals and some basic seducing actions (licking your lips passionately, wink your eyes etc)...trust me, they will receive your signal...nevertheless, 'no pain no gain', you need intensive training before trying out those seducing acts.

  

*Beyonce, every men's dreamgurl

• FOOD...no yummy food---> no love---> no care---> no mood ---> no sex---> no babies---> EPL matches + kacang + beer....seriously, it can be real problematic and frustrating if a chick can't cook yummy food...as the chinese saying goes "if you want your man to stick to you, take care of his stomach first"

• ATTENTION. Do not say your neighbour is handsome!!!!no matter how handsome is Brad Pitt, tell your man that he's better looking...keep telling lies...some lies are permitted...*smug*
  

• *LOVE...some men are secretive and seldom show their affection towards their chicks because they want to appear macho...so, gals be patient ok...show them your undivided love...

Men don't want:

• MANLY women. Manly as in doing whatever men could do. eg: scratching crotch, armpits...digging nose, ears...walking and sitting with wide gap between legs..

• CHEAP women. I bet no men are willing to share their respective chick holes with others...:P...and no let their chicks go licking lips and winking eyes at pubs...

• FISHY women. I mean the fishy smell...you know, the smell that each housewife owns right after they cook...

• AUNTIE-AUNTIE-LIKE-WOMEN. Dressing loose clothes like the oldies is definitely a no-no...men wouldn't want to bring out their ugly ducklings to socialise...be classy, talk and walk like a star...

• DEMANDING women. "Honey, that ring is so nice...that necklace is pretty...wow, i want that night gown..." imagine how men feel...well, maybe he will buy the appealing night gown ...briefly, men(majority) do anything and everything for themselves first..

• *LOVE...yeah, men want sex instead of love...

• BALD women

*Spears, every men's nightmare

Gals, if you want to be a successful wife/gf, please take note of the mentioned points....start making a difference in your life...and put on that flirtatious smile, always!!!

okok....some of you might be damn angry with me for stating some points...go get a sand bag and punch like a bitch barking, pretend sand bag = summer_wizard ok :P...

i don't care...