Having stayed in Seremban for the past 9 years, I've known this place inside out. So, I would like to share with you everything about Seremban...
read on, bitches...(There you go, Seremban people are rude...hehe)
Seremban, Negeri Sembilan is a not-so-advanced city. I always wondered why.
Why Johor, Selangor, Melaka can be so developed while this Negeri Sembilan land is still 10 years behind? ok...maybe 5 years behind...well, it has to do with those corrupted politicians, i think :(.
Places of Interest
1) Seremban Lake Gardens
This is a nice place to jog, picnic and fish. Few years back, the Seremban Municipal Council didn't allow fishing because apparently the lake had very minimal fish. Those fish had no desire for sex whatsoever...sad, sad,sad.
But then, in 2004, 10 of SMKKGV(a high school nearby)'s students came up with a project to promote rape among fishes(:P...joking). I was one of the members. *proud*. We tested the lake water and it was too fertile for fish to grow! That's why it was so green! So, we did something and dumped a few hundred fish fries into the lake.
Oh, btw, we did that for the sake of winning RM10,000, not for the good of community....pathetic hor?
At least you can fish now!
There's nothing special about this lake, but occasionally you can spot a few slimy wet condoms lying proudly on the ground and people wank around! *horror*
Part of the lake is now under 'construction'. Last time, it used to have a nice place to sit and view the panorama. But, the place is now fenced up...DURING VMY2007!!!
2) State Museum
The Istana built without a single nail. o.0. That's something to be bragged about!
Minangkabau (bull-horn building)
This museum is so not popular... :-(
I've never been to this museum since I moved to Seremban.
But I paid a visit here last month during a Ghost Exhibition...
The Istana which is empty is exactly like my Grandma's ex-house. In fact, Grandma's bigger...
The museum itself is as boring as the exhibition.
Later, i will tell you why the exhibition is ludicrous....
If you plan to visit the Ghost Exhibition, forget it!
well, it was organised by a government body but they themselves decided to cancel it off...
"This exhibition promote supernatural beliefs, it seems..."
*crap*
Djinn : "My hair is superb. So, worship me and you'll get the exact one. How cool is that?"
Djinns : "We are like barbie dolls!!! Come gurl, comb our hair..."
Djinns : "Our nails are so perfect!"
*crap*
Come on laa...
As though we cannot differentiate what's right and what's wrong!!! We are mature enough ok...
I don't see any problem with the exhibition, only that the djinns are of the same species.
What makes them different is the number of heads.....1...2...3...*yawns**ridiculous*
Ha! Very funny...
so, they canceled the exhibition, afraid that we might turn into djinns and tarnish Vision 2020...
if like that hor, why don't they catch Mat Rempits and punish them?
they are promoting illegal racing what....
but no...
those Mat Rempits got to go to North Pole and sky dive for free!!
sponsored by us, the tax payers!!!
READ : From Mat Rempit to Pole jumpers
syiok or what?
Mat Rempits said they have repented.
oh YEAH? really? Only dumbos will believe...
so fake ok!!!
I am trying to be a good boy all this while, hoping the government can sponsor me.
but now...*evil grin*
I wanna be Mat Rempit!!!!! Can go North Pole see Bear Bear!! *determined*
"dream on Albert, you don't even have a bike to rempit on..."
-_-"
hmm...i think sooner or later, rapists will be awarded too...
Alright! Back to places of interest.....
I can only suggest the two locations above because the rest are just.....T.T
So sorry to say that Seremban is a dull place...
That's why I spend half the blog writing out of topic....
Otherwise, I have nothing to write on because Seremban is so so so so so boring.....
But do drop by Seremban because we have delicious food....
Don't spend too much time in Seremban though.
I am afraid you will die of boredom...
tata....
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