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Bovril crab
Curry crab
BBQ...
Sweet sour sauce for BBQ crab.
I've eaten LOTS of crabs in the last two months. LOTS as in the crabs can be as high as Petronas Twin towers if stacked vertically. really!!!
0.o
Alright, not really. :P maybe as high as a kancil car...
I tell u crab shells are so so so yummy. Many of my family members and friends love the pincer, which usually contains succulent meat. But i prefer the shell part, because of the pungent taste of, well...CRAB. ^.^
Today itself, Mom bought 5 (male) crabs...i was turning the crabs around to search for their genitals, but to no avail. Where is it? Pretty ironic is it? having eaten so many crabs, i am still clueless. hehe...but seriously, crab got penis or not? is it visible?
The unlucky crabs...
hmm...
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As i was busy observing them...
Show me your penis, you crap crab!!! *roarrrr*
Mom : what are u looking at?
Me : trying to spot their penises...
Where?
Mom : huh? you really 'mou liu'(nothing better to do).
Me : where is it?! 0.0
Mom : i've murdered so many but i didn't see their 'di di' before also. *getting 'mou liu' too..hehe*
Me : ................
Mom : I just know which is male and which is female...just see the stomach,triangular, part. If that area is light coloured, then it's jantan lor.
This is male.
Me : So that part is penis ya? why so flat? How come female crabs also so flat? how they have sex then?
Mom : haiya...dunno lah...very 'fan'(annoying) laa u...
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I was going to ask female crabs got boobs or not...hehe...want to further annoy Mom..:P...but i didn't.
Because she's got a sharp knife in her hands...
*swallows saliva*
Alright, she went on to stab the crabs, straight at their penises, no... erm... stomachs. and as though nailing a vampire, she used butcher knife to hammer the 'stabbing' knife...
Then she roughly ripped off the pincers and legs, unfortunately hurting her thumb in the process...yeah, those dead crabs got their little revenge. But Mom is ok, it's just a small cut.
The shells with chicken eggs....will be much tastier if added with salted chicken egg...
Which piece cut Mom's thumb, please jump out of the plate!! No one? Alright, all of you shall be cooked!!!! :P
Ok...next, cooking BLACK PEPPER CRAB! yum yum...
Pepper imported from Japan.
Pepper with onion. OMG, i think Mom put too much pepper!
The crabs in the pan.
Adding thick soy sauce.
Adding XO, no, it's grandma's rice wine. We managed to smuggle a few bottles from East Malaysia! hehe...
Can you smell it? nice, you know!
gosh, i need to stop snapping photos and start attacking!
Whoa....the gravy is super spicy but if added to white rice, it blends well, not that spicy. Overall it beats other bovril, curry and BBQ crab. NICE....
THANKS MOM!
Now...
Anyone wants some BLACK PEPPER CRAB?
Cook yourself!
:P
I am sick of men who are not loyal to their wives. and i can bet MOST(not all) middle-aged men do keep secret raunchy affairs...
Why? Is it that 'exciting' and 'adventurous' and fun?
Or or, do you guys feel a sense of accomplishment because you, successfully, cheated your quick witted wife? Or is it another true love?
Most of them say it's true love. Some of them said they had problems with their wives, thus need another companion.
True love? Fuck that...
A 50+ married man with a 20 years old chick, u call that true love?
ha...some chicks rule middle-aged apek's money...true sluts...
Men are stupid enough to be fooled by these cheap sluts, family wreckers, swindlers...why huh? coz apparently those sluts have PhD in Sex Skills...so to speak...:P
007ero: Circa 1895 Erotic French Cartoon. Engraved print from a late 19th century French magazine, showing a man in overcoat and top hat, about to kiss a young topless woman.
and those men love cheap fuck. And when they have hit the AIDS jackpot, they will go back home and spread it around.Or, when they are down with flu, they'll crawl back home for a hot bowl of chicken soup. How selfish is that? true love is the woman who cares for you when u are sick, when your pocket is empty and when u got fired by your boss....
Think men, think!!! use your brains!!! U think your mistress will stay with u when u are sick, broke and jobless? how about when u are lying in the hospital, with syphilis? Who's the one by your bed side?
Your 'true love' is after your money, stupid! and how could a hot young chick seriously fall in love with a bald, fat man?
And you can spend thousands of $$$ on her but not on your children's education, eg send them overseas? omg...you can bring her on vacations, but cannot afford to do so with your children?
heck...why? men oh men....why are you so dumb? Please wake up. You have all the things others don't have : a loving wife, smart children, stable salary, happy family...
What if they found out? Everything will fall apart. Your children no longer regard u as the 'superman', your wife doesn't trust you anymore, keep bugging u with questions and scoldings, your colleagues will label u as the 'playboy'.... you'll live a miserable life.
so, PLEASE MEN, PLEASE!
Don't destroy your family...Don't be selfish...Don't be overpowered by lust...
Please carry your responsibility! Think before you act...
Last night i was searching through the cabinet for something to munch on. Then i saw this bunch of red coloured packets.
STRAWBERRY TEA? So special 0.0...Since when Mom bought those?
Really tempted to try.
Alright, ignore the mug label....
It has a pungent strawberry smell. But when u drink it, it 'tastes like any other tea. What a let down...:(...
Anyway, i grabbed the mug and went up to my air-conditioned room...
whoa....soft and comfy chair, a hot cup of tea, an entertaining comic book and low room temperature...nice nice...felt pampered to the max!!!
Oh, btw, i have soft thumb bones....can bend 90 degrees...:P
hmmmm....
My photo got featured again in The Star newspaper today....
Danger in the park:These vandalised seats in Lobak, Seremban, are now a breeding ground for mosquitoes!
Yahoo....
p/s: Our Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Haji Badawi is going to marry again this Saturday, June 9. He is going to tie the knot with Jeanne Abdullah. So, the early 2007 rumour by www.malaysia-today.net was true. At that time, Pak Lah denied that he was having an affair with Jeanne Danker(before she converted to Islam).
hmm...
As a timid child
Lost in a crowded subway
Turning around in every direction,
Suppressing a cry of horror,
Searching and waiting,
All alone,
With wintry wind and pelting rain outside,
With a crumb hope.
He sees...
Everyone's got a direction,
moving rapidly,
chasing after time and opportunities,
But not him,
He's moving slowly,
As the chased flew past.
He is lost.
Poor poor soul,
Lost in a sea of humans,
Lost in his own fears,
Lost in his own indecisiveness .
What should he do?
Whom should he follow?
Which road should he take?
God,
guide him, console him,
Poor poor soul.
Hold his hands,
Walk him through this tunnel,
As suffocating silence descended,For he's scared,
Of what's lying ahead,
Of what's left behind.
Of what tomorrow will be,
Of what yesterday has been.
-alck-
p/s : i failed to obtain any scholarships. So, i am going to study Form 6. Wish me luck! :)
Yesterday was a day full of joy and happiness. I just hope every other days to come is like yesterday.
Not to mention the bad luck I(we) had since the beginning of the year; major family problem, auntie passed away of cancer, I scoring A2 for my favourite subject in SPM(10A1, 1A2, btw), scholarship failures, dad contracted with mild dengue, and recently 4/5 of my siblings got fever at the same time!
hopefully the second half of 2007 will turn out well.
Alright, yesterday, i had my driving test. Very nervous...considering i was sick and didn't practise driving for more than 1 month. Whose to blame? My selfish, money minded,fierce, senseless instructor!!! only trained me for two days(3hours per day). BERSERK!!!!!
and....he encouraged me to bribe those JPJ fellows with a whopping RM100!
As a good kid(always been...:P), of course i didn't accept laa...
But his other student did bribe...
What a corrupted nation...
At approx 11.30am, it was my turn to get on a little innocent looking kancil car. First, i need to climb the hill...and i stuck up there...so damn stupid ok. Hill climbing supposed to be easy for me! Engine went off for two times....and i asked the officer the dumbest question "Boleh tukar kereta tak?" Trying to blame the car...huh...what was i thinking...the officer replied " Kereta tidak boleh tukar, u kena tukar kaki sikit"...so embarrassed ok! then the other guy mumbled, "jangan kedekut minyak, tekan minyak banyak, bukan u bayar pun....aiya, u kedekut minyak laa"
I thought it will be another incident in my long list of Bad Luck 2007...
So, i pressed the accelerator hard the the car went "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" and i drove down the hill....
phewwww.....
Luckily my car didn't reverse down the hill. otherwise, 100 % fail!
The other two parts:parking and 3-pointer were peanut for me...
Then, i need to wait for another section which is driving on the selected routes around town. As i waited for nearly an hour or so, my face was burning hot and mucus flowing uncontrollably out of my clogged nostrils. Water, i need water!!!! But no more water to drink...i had finished gulping down 1.5 liter of water earlier in the morning (and visited toilet for 3times in an hour).
Suddenly a fat lady called out loud "lapan puluh dua (82)" which is my number. And the rush of adrenaline vanquished the sickness...
I thought that lady was strict because others who were tested by her mostly failed...
and worse still, she's so fat and big sized that every time i change gear(gear 1 especially), i would (have to) accidentally brushed the back of my hand with her thigh...*sigh*
So, she shrieked cos i molested her....haha...no laaa....jkjk....
I tried to be friendly with her, knowing she had to face many other quiet fellas who wish to focus completely on the driving... i want to be different!
but it was hard to talk to her. No topic at all! What am i supposed to ask?
Then i was thinking of this:
Me : "Why are u so fat ar?"
She : What? *confused*
Me : "Yer....your thigh is like elephant leg..."
She : "????!!!!!!!!!"
Me : "Eh, auntie, move your piggy leg laa...i can't punch in the gear!!"
She : *grabs her pen and wrote FAILED as big as her thigh*
:P haha...
No offense to fat buddies out there ok!
hmmm.....really no proper topic to chat with her laa....so quiet
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Out of nowhere, the radio played a familiar song....
BERDIRI by SUKI....
For your information, Suki(Low Sook Yee) was my not-so-close friend. She was my schoolmate too, just different class. Hey, more than that, she coached me for district level choir competition! that's BIGGIE... She is also the youngest millionaire in Malaysia, having won One In A Million singing competition. I knew a lot about this girl...
So, i started chatting with the examiner...it turned out that she liked Suki, and watched One In A Million too!!!
We exchanged a few words and it was relaxing and casual. i can feel that she's really into the topic....so happy...
apparently, she didn't want to end the topic although we reached the driving school already.
Obviously i managed to change something formal to informal and she liked it. I earned 20/20 for this section...full marks!!!! YEAH YEAH!!!!
If it wasn't for Suki's song, i think i'll be nervous throughout the journey...and maybe failing the test due to extreme silence and unfriendliness too....
Thanks SUKI!!!
But my friend who bribed failed miserably. How is that supposed to be?
Hmmm....i suspect my instructor didn't hand the money to JPJ fellas but rather kept that RM 100 in his pocket and laughing all the way to the bank later on...
Pity my friend...
I reached home at around 2.30pm, happy happy....
I turned on the computer and paid a visit to www.thestar.com.my
and and and......surprise surprise....my photo is featured in The Star...
bwahhhahahahahaha....HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
