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"Living with Nature" Sony Nature Photography Contest.
here are the 5 photos i've submitted.

*fingers crossed*

singing

my pc had warned that only 188MB space left, and my sister urged me to delete craps that i stored throughout the years (*ahem* Eddie Guerrero,WWE videos).
while i was deleting, i came across this video i recorded earlier of the year.
Really nothing better to do back then...haiz haiz...
i edited(mainly cut them) since the file was too big to be uploaded to youtube. in a way, i was eliminating the parts which may cause your ears to bleed profusely. but if that happens, you should be glad too, bcoz ear wax will be flowing out too.
Lame...i noe....
hehe...:P

due to unbearable images of my teeth....


something like this, but a little better...

i had to blur the video...

anyway, 'enjoy'



funny....and shameless....i noe....:(
STOP LAUGHING!!!!

Jac

Let me introduce to you the pretty side of Malaysia (well, not that usual multi-racial, beaches-or corruption?- etc etc). This lady here sings so marvellous that it can make u cry like kena onion enzymes, literally...

just wait for YouTube to upload it. It will take some time, but it's worth the wait. Trust me!
Watch till the end ok!

Introducing, Jaclyn Victor (Jac), the one and only A++ product of Malaysia (besides me...:P)!!!



Rite?

Grasshopper Porn!!!!

i've been wandering around my house and around playground these few days back in search for a possible winning photo for Sony's Nature Photography Contest.
yesterday i was finding for the praying mantis, to take clearer photos, but could not spot any whilst on the day before, there were lots of them. weird...
Then suddenly something caught my eyes...something more special than praying mantis...

Grasshoppers mating!!!

and sometimes, as i think back, i felt that He is always by my side...guiding me, showing me His creations. i mean what's the probability of me going out at 6.35pm, finding grasshoppers mating on one small little part of a big playground? and u know how hard it is to spot such thing rite?

I come to realise that everything does happen for a reason...if praying mantis and it's family were still loitering around that tapioca tree, i would have been too preoccupied photographing them till neglect other special 'occasions' happening around...

alrite, perhaps i am too sicko about photography....

anyway, i am sure some of you are so damn bored of human porn....
come, here's grasshopper porn...hopefully the below photo doesn't arouse you...wakakak...otherwise, you are in biggie trouble, insect pervert? 0.o


so, is this good enough for the competition?

On the first glance, i thought it was a big Mama hopper carrying it's little kiddie. but upon closer inspection, i saw that red thing between both of them. WTF...Penis?
I didn't know grasshopper's penis is sooooo out of proportion, i mean it's almost 1/4 of the full body length...
hmmm....imagine men having that ratio. let's say Mr. X is 1.8m tall...his weapon will be around 0.45m....45CM!!!!

how to place it in underwear? i wonder....

=.='

Which one? Part II

ok...tell me which one is the best for the competition.
omg. i think i am going to turn my blog into photo log instead... :S.

This time, it's insects...mostly praying mantis...
I have taken 100+ photos and selected these few out of the bunch. pls help me to narrow down my choice...


1)Peeping tom


2.Spider


3.Spider


4.A New hope


5. Struggle


6. Peeping


7.Praying


8.Modelling...hehe..


9. erm..pee-ing?


10.MY TERRITORY!


11.Leaf

if the images are unclear, please go to www.flickr.com/photos/summer_wizard

so...comment!