unclogging mind...

Happy Ox New Year!!!

2009-01-26T09:25:00.000-08:00

My cousin Linda...

Sorry for the late wishing guys...

Hope in this Ox year, you will take the bull by the horns and be less horny...

:-)

Always persevere and determine in doing everything just like an Ox.

Also, may all your wishes come true!!!

Yet to blog about the CNY food cause too many dishes and I don't know the ingredients that were included in them.

Need to interview the...

...chef...

Anyway, I will blog something lighter...
Where can you find the best BANANA CHOCOLATE CAKE?

A. Secret Recipe
B. Zang Toi Cafe
C. Jimmy Choo Cafe
D. Baker's Cottage

Answer :

B. Zang Toi's Cafe

Humongous!!! RM 70 for a shoe box sized banana cake!

Woo hooo...

Just look at it!!!!!OMG!!! Sinfully delicious!!!

Count the layers!

'krukk krukk krukkk zzzzz krukk zzz'....there's a reason my mum didn't want me to learn drumming last time...
because my stomach drums better than anyone else...
talk about natural talent!!!
:-P

speechless... please send an ambulance...i am choking on my saliva...

Coming up next...

Movie review : They Wait...

2009-01-23T18:29:00.000-08:00

Who wants to be a Millionaire final question...
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They Wait....for what?

A. For 'replacements' to their lost souls by killing people.
B. To be reborn.
C. For their bones to be found and shifted back to their homeground.
D. For their bodies to be found after being raped and murdered by serial rapists.

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Your answer?

If A, B or D is your answer, please go eat one million tonnes of grass and moo like a cow.

Yes, the answer is C. One million virtual kisses for you...

Muackz...if you are addicted to his kiss...check out www.orangutan.org to find out how to help this near extinct lovely species...

okok...why always out of topic one?

haiz...

I watched They Wait with my sister, Irene at 8.15pm. We reached MBO Cinema Seremban at 8.00pm and I was worried that no more seats available since it's near CNY already.

But I managed to book the whole Hall 3. :-)

Only me and my sister...hoho...
psst: she behaved worse than a man...

This movie was directed by Ernie Barbarash and starring the ever hot Jaime King (as Sarah).

Here's eye candies for you....

Want more? here you go...:-)

Hot...

opss...

but I meant to scare you...LOL...
apparently this ghost named Shen Lu(Vicky Huang) was looking for her bones...

To cut it short, when Shen Lu was a human being, she went to the west with other immigrants illegally to work in a clothing factory owned by Uncle Raymond Tsai (Sarah's father in law).

Uncle Raymond veli bad and deserve a pi piak from everyone!!!

He and his wife (Cheng Pei Pei as Aunty Mei) liked to harvest bears' innards and paws to be sold back to China to earn more $. Tamak haloba...

Shen Lu saw their bad doings. And Aunty Mei decided to bury her butcher knife into her head and hence the image shown above...:-)

...or below...

and if you think that the evil Aunty Mei decided to stitch Shen Lu's mouth, you are wrong!!! The stitched mouth came from no where...just a move by director to make the ghost scarier. damn! I was expecting mouth stitching moments...

Shen Lu and other immigrants' bones were not shipped back to China. They were buried behind a concrete wall.
and Shen Lu, I assume, is the leader of the whole bunch of ghosts...

That's about it lah...finally the bones were shifted back to China and the ghosts said 'thank you' to Sarah and her hubby.

Wanna know why Sarah was forced to help?

Hint : This is Sammy (Regan Oey) hugging his Mum, Sarah...

Overall:this is just a horror movie that doesn't leave an impact on me.

Jangan Pandang Belakang is better...

Yeah, support uncrappy local films!!!

Food : My favourites...

2009-01-21T19:09:00.000-08:00

Sibu is well known for food only... or maybe timber tycoons???

Anyway, I am no timber tycoon son... :-S

Here are my favourite Sibu food...they are not well-known amongst West Malaysians

Siput...I don't know what's the specific name. LOL...but in Foochow it's called 'ahm mo loi'. Not ammo but i think can be used to lastik birdies..hehe..

Cooked with Chinese wine and ginger...yummy!!! 'Ahm mo loi' breeds in fresh water ponds and rivers. Costs RM 4-6 for one can (condensed milk can).

My grandma's version is the best...

How to obtain the flesh?
Use toothpicks..

That red piece of protective keratin cover is not edible. The downside of eating this is some of the snails contains a little sand/mud inside...must wash properly with salt water.

Next is kupang...darn cheap. RM 2 for 1kg. Often sold by Orang Asli ladies at wet markets. They are absurdly huge. Huge pieces need to be halved to ensure no one chokes to death. :-). It is cooked with onions, ginger, chilli padi and Chinese wine. Very chewy and addictive!!!

Sarawak Laksa...I had this at a random restaurant before flying back to KLIA. The belacan chilli plus limau kasturi sauce need to be well mixed before pouring it into the bowl. I kept finding for juicy prawns but to no avail. They substituted the prawns with small slices of pork!!!

FAIL!!!!

Taste wise, the broth is not so strong, not much santan added...i finished the soup also.

The best Sarawak Laksa in Sibu is the stall on first floor of Sibu Market.

This is something to shout about!!! I love this! Chao Chu Mien (stir fried and then cooked in soup). Blogged about this ages ago...Back to Sibu...

Lastly...

ALL TIME FAVOURITE!!!

HAVE BEEN EATING THIS SINCE OUT FROM WOMB....

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guess what???

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CHICKEN TESTIS!!!!!! on the left is testis, on right, liver

SYIOK!!!!!!!!

Fallen leaves...

2009-01-20T22:50:00.000-08:00

Photo of mapel leaves taken by yours truly Albert in Japan 2 years ago.

Sometimes, fallen leaves tell a lot of stories that you can relate to your life...

Old leaves are...

1) ...dumped after serving the tree for some time. It doesn't matter if you contributed the most.

2) ...stepped by humans and animals.

3) ...alone and waiting for bacteria and detritivores like earthworms to feast on them.

4) ...lifeless.

5) ...hopeless.

6) ...not loved.

7) ...feeling lost. Sometimes blown by wind, other times used to wipe asses of jungle trekkers who decided to poo between bushes.

8) ...not beautiful.

9) ...a mess/burden to the community.

10) ...dead.

If you are an 'old leaf', please always remember that many other 'leaves' are like you...if they can face hardship, why not you?

Besides, we always have a family whom we can seek comfort no matter what happened...
:-)

Middle finger at Min Kee food court

2009-01-19T20:32:00.000-08:00

It was a bright and joyful Sunday.

I was fetching my dearest brother, Wallance Gan, back to his house after studying in my house for 3days 2nights. Gotta rush back before 11am because he got tuition.

On the way back, we stop by Min Kee for our breakfast...ordered Pork Chop Hot Plate Pan Mee...but didn't take photos...quite tasty and cheap...RM4.50 topped with 3 pieces of pork chop, an egg and slices of cabbage.

anyway, that's not the point! after placing the order, Gan went to toilet. And i was sitting quietly and act cool...

Although the food court is crowded, i suddenly noticed that a few eyes were looking at my bro from head to toe...then from toe to head...and a teenage bitch was moving her lips along the line...' hou tai chek'(big sized)...and etc etc...telling that to her equally bitchy old mother.

Her face was something like this but way worse. (courtesy of winniepoon-dailylife.blogspot.com)

And i was thinking that maybe Gan knew them. So, i waited for him to return from his rather long pee-pee.

Of course when Gan was modelling back to his seat, the whole family across my table stared and talked about him again...

Gan denied that he knew them...

Then, i straight away showed this to that teenage flat chested ugly girl...

I literally stuff her mouth with Dettol soap...she kept quiet the whole time.

Like this but at least this random guy(rockin' rob) on flickr is not a disgrace to the world.

On the other hand, the pork chop on my hot plate is more pretty (and more quiet) than her....
:-)...

p/s: I think she should thank me because this time when she talked bad about someone else, she just got a middle finger. Next time maybe she will get spanked hard by the subject of her badmouthing.

Man : What? You biacth said I am bald and ugly?
Biacth : ..........
Man : shut up and come here get your reward!

PI PIAK PI PIAK PIAK PI PIAK PIAK PI PIAK PI PI PIAK PIAK!!!!!!!!!

PIAK!!!!!

Food : Distinctively Sibu (2)

2009-01-19T00:52:00.000-08:00

Continued...

3. Dabai (Canarium odontophyllum miq)

Expensive...1kg for RM 22-30

This seasonal fruit, resembling olives and only available during year end, is fast gaining popularity in China and South Korea. Dabai is also proven to be an antioxidant.

Ohhh la la...this photo is great...

It tastes a little similar to avocado but more creamy and a bit sour.

Cooked dabai waiting anxiously to enter my mouth...

Dabai must be soaked in warm water for 10-15 minutes to soften the fruit and it is best eaten with soy sauce and sugar. The relatively huge seed in the centre can be pried open to reveal the edible kernel which tastes like peanuts.

The seed can be goreng'ed and then the inner kernel is tasty, like peanuts.

Recommendation : Dabai is sold at markets during year end.

4. Diang Miang Ngu (Diang-Wok, Miang-Side, Ngu-Porridge)

OMG...stop drumming stupid stomach!!!!

A savoury soup consists of grinded rice flour, cuttle fish, black fungus and fish balls, Diang Miang Ngu certainly whets everyone’s appetite. The name Diang Miang Ngu indicates the unique way this dish is cooked. First, grinded rice flour solution is poured from the sides of a heated wok. It will then solidify. Next, the cooked rice flour is scraped off the wok before fish broth is added followed by other ingredients. Add the famous Sarawak pepper to your liking and this soup is ready to give you the ‘oomph’!

Recommendation : Chop Hing Huong coffee shop, in an alleyway by Jalan Blacksmith.

5. Midin (edible wild fern)

The spirally frond...

Midin is a very nutritious fern. It is not only rich in iron (prevents anemia) but also contains Vitamin A (good for eyesight) and high levels of fibre (prevents constipation). Only the soft tips of this fern can be eaten. Midin is usually served in four ways –raw (as ulam), with garlic, belacan or the Foochow style (ginger and red wine). This spirally fern is crunchy even after cooked. Definitely not to be missed!

Recommendation : Midin can be bought at markets. Most restaurants serve midin with various ways of cooking.

So, the next time when you are in Sibu, do not just hunt for typical Malaysian food like nasi lemak, roti canai, char koay teow and et cetera.

Head on to the streets and get a real taste of Sibu!

The END...

hehe...that's all.
Actually there are many other Sibu food in my folders but lazy go korek...

ohya...i won something again...guess what?
sorry to piss you off friends...
:-P

Food : Distinctively Sibu

2009-01-18T02:01:00.000-08:00

okok...i am about to post a rejected article written by me. It was sent to The Star and NST but the article failed to see the daylight, sort of.

yeah, i am from Sibu and i perch on trees and swing like naked Tarzan...
:)

oooooohhhhh...oooowh....ooowh...oooowh.......^0^

...piak... T.T

Alright...no more craps...I am dividing this article into two parts...

PART 1

Sibu is a bustling town located in the center of the Land of Hornbills. With a population of over 255 000 mostly consists of Chinese Foochows, Melanau, Malay and Iban, it surely contributes to the variety of Malaysian cuisine. Sibu offers an amazing array of tasty, cheap and one of a kind food. They are nothing like the ones in West Malaysia or anything around the world.

Below are the five must-haves when you are in Sibu the next time. Do not leave Sibu until you have tasted them!

1. Kampua Mee (meaning: noodles on dry plate)

This economical dish is so tasty that Sibu folks who stay out of this town never fail to tapao a few packets every time they are about to leave Sibu.

Just look at it! Don't you just want to shove it up your mouth?

It is a simple dish prepared by tossing boiled noodles in lard and a dash of soy sauce, garnished with spring onions, fried shallots and slices of roasted pork (char siew). Despite looking insipid, it has all the flavours that make you cringe for more!

Add the chilli sauce and then you can knock on heaven's door...

By the way, it tastes totally different from the Wantan Mee in West Malaysia!

Recommendation : Siong Kee Mee Kampua, Stall 41, Taman Selera Muhibbah Hawker Centre.

2. Konpia (Foochow ‘bagel’)

It looks so unappetizing, I know.

Konpia was created by the Foochows in China during World War II as a dry and long-lasting food, essential during war times. It is made of flour topped with sesame seeds and then baked in oven (naan-baking style).

Konpia can be served with or without meat and broth. Nevertheless, Konpia with broth (usually pork based) is more preferable as the ‘bagel’ will be richer in taste.

Macro shot of this insanely addictive food.

In addition, the broth makes the bottom part softer while the upper part retains its original chewy state. It goes well with chilli sauce.

Recommendation : Mr. and Mrs. Yeo’s Stall, Lorong Tiong Hua 26.
(My papa used to eat here during his primary school days!!! Imagine how old is this stall!)

To be continued...

Stay tuned!!!!!!!!!

Finally...

2009-01-15T07:56:00.000-08:00

Right...Suki's album is entitled Finally because apparently after, ohgodknows, many years, it has been released into the small little market of Malaysia...

:-)...

Happy.....

NOT!

:-( ...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (pics from flickr,uncle eric)

Album is not as successful as thought. well, maybe because she's a chinese and hard to penetrate the Malay market? if that's so, what about the one who sings Cinta Hello Kitty(wtf title) by Karen Kong? she penetrated...
:-P

anyway, there goes your million buck Suki...

But who cares...that's not the point of this entry. Just typed the title because i am going to get something that i longed for very soon...

Finally....
I am going to receive a brand new lappie from Petronas!!!
yes, I am a Petronas scholarship holder! :)...i am going to oil rigs and dig oil and become rich in a few years time...

...but come back nuts cause need to work for darn long months or years on a little community in the middle of a sea...and possibly start to mutate and form new species of my own just like those tortoises who drifted to Galapagos Islands (check Darwin's Researches, stupid)

oh crap...

i lied...

The truth is I WON A LAPTOP FROM PETRONAS IN
'Merdeka Award, My Inspiration Contest'

i bulldozed my way to the prize through my slogan...which is somewhat related to 'love towards Malaysia'--->patriotism

yeah, i am geeky enough to come up with a geeky answer...
but i won...
:-P

Compaq Presario CQ40-157TU

*excitement*

sometimes, goyang kaki at home surfing internet also got use de...

OMG, I am interested again...

2009-01-13T22:58:00.000-08:00

...in blogging...

who gives a damn right?
well, it's not like i have many readers or what! So, it's kinda syiok sendiri that i am again back to blogging...but weird. I kept on typing bloggong...sign of increasing age and white hair count.
oh, forgot to say hi to you...
MySelf intro : I am a good boy with a crooked teeth. :).

Let me tell you where I have been throughout the one year plus hiatus...
I have been travelling around the world...
I went to Paris, Canada, Thailand, Japan, Australia, Korea etc etc.
I have been living the life that people of my age would dream of!
So, you jealous?

:-)
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It's true...except I virtually visited those countries...

:-(

but hey, I really visited Japan before! Not entirely a liar ok...
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/23/education/19789397&sec=education

At Universal Studios Osaka

alright, that was ages ago but what the heck...

the truth is i have been studying for my STPM for the last one and a half years...
It was punishing!

THE END...
abruptly ended cause need to watch porn...
byebye...

p/s:if you are bored, watch porn too. but if not in a mood to watch, then read my previous posts to get to know who am I... :)

when it gets boring...

2007-10-05T18:19:00.000-07:00

for the good of Mother Nature,
for the future generations,
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i decided to reduce paper usage...

=.=

through...

tic-tac-toe on soles...

See the scoreboard...i won...:P against a ten years old cousin...:s

promoting Nescafe...(drawn artistically by my little cousin...)

I know it's kinda stupid. Must be the exam bugs making me go banana like this...~~next week exam laaa~~

then again...gotta save trees, people!

p/s : good luck to my friends especially Mr Gan ZY in the upcoming examination!

Hui Yi lives longer

2007-10-04T21:25:00.000-07:00

Miss Tee Hui Yi got the biggest present in her life : a heart!
:)

thanks to a 15 years old boy who passed away in a car crash in Ipoh...
:(

:) or :( ?

read:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/10/5/nation/19087241&sec=nation&focus=1

Counting the days

2007-09-30T05:32:00.000-07:00

what will u feel if your days are marked and that you have less than 1 year to live...
what will you do for the remaining days?
what do you wish to see before 'D' day?
how do you feel?

yes, this little, 14 year-old Tee Hui Yee is currently depending on a mechanical heart which could support her for only one year...

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/content.asp?y=2007&dt=0930&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Dalam_Negeri&pg=dn_01.htm

and yet she's not giving up! i admire her optimism...

i wish i could do something to help her

stay strong girl!!!

anyone can tell me how to sign up for organ donations?

*halo on head*

:P

Entries submitted

2007-08-27T02:36:00.000-07:00

"Living with Nature" Sony Nature Photography Contest.
here are the 5 photos i've submitted.

*fingers crossed*

singing

2007-08-23T05:22:00.001-07:00

my pc had warned that only 188MB space left, and my sister urged me to delete craps that i stored throughout the years (*ahem* Eddie Guerrero,WWE videos).
while i was deleting, i came across this video i recorded earlier of the year.
Really nothing better to do back then...haiz haiz...
i edited(mainly cut them) since the file was too big to be uploaded to youtube. in a way, i was eliminating the parts which may cause your ears to bleed profusely. but if that happens, you should be glad too, bcoz ear wax will be flowing out too.
Lame...i noe....
hehe...:P

due to unbearable images of my teeth....

something like this, but a little better...

i had to blur the video...

anyway, 'enjoy'

funny....and shameless....i noe....:(
STOP LAUGHING!!!!

Jac

2007-08-14T08:55:00.000-07:00

Let me introduce to you the pretty side of Malaysia (well, not that usual multi-racial, beaches-or corruption?- etc etc). This lady here sings so marvellous that it can make u cry like kena onion enzymes, literally...

just wait for YouTube to upload it. It will take some time, but it's worth the wait. Trust me!
Watch till the end ok!

Introducing, Jaclyn Victor (Jac), the one and only A++ product of Malaysia (besides me...:P)!!!

Rite?

Grasshopper Porn!!!!

2007-08-12T07:32:00.000-07:00

i've been wandering around my house and around playground these few days back in search for a possible winning photo for Sony's Nature Photography Contest.
yesterday i was finding for the praying mantis, to take clearer photos, but could not spot any whilst on the day before, there were lots of them. weird...
Then suddenly something caught my eyes...something more special than praying mantis...

Grasshoppers mating!!!

and sometimes, as i think back, i felt that He is always by my side...guiding me, showing me His creations. i mean what's the probability of me going out at 6.35pm, finding grasshoppers mating on one small little part of a big playground? and u know how hard it is to spot such thing rite?

I come to realise that everything does happen for a reason...if praying mantis and it's family were still loitering around that tapioca tree, i would have been too preoccupied photographing them till neglect other special 'occasions' happening around...

alrite, perhaps i am too sicko about photography....

anyway, i am sure some of you are so damn bored of human porn....
come, here's grasshopper porn...hopefully the below photo doesn't arouse you...wakakak...otherwise, you are in biggie trouble, insect pervert? 0.o

so, is this good enough for the competition?

On the first glance, i thought it was a big Mama hopper carrying it's little kiddie. but upon closer inspection, i saw that red thing between both of them. WTF...Penis?
I didn't know grasshopper's penis is sooooo out of proportion, i mean it's almost 1/4 of the full body length...
hmmm....imagine men having that ratio. let's say Mr. X is 1.8m tall...his weapon will be around 0.45m....45CM!!!!

how to place it in underwear? i wonder....

=.='

Which one? Part II

2007-08-05T07:35:00.000-07:00

ok...tell me which one is the best for the competition.
omg. i think i am going to turn my blog into photo log instead... :S.

This time, it's insects...mostly praying mantis...
I have taken 100+ photos and selected these few out of the bunch. pls help me to narrow down my choice...

1)Peeping tom

2.Spider

3.Spider

4.A New hope

5. Struggle

6. Peeping

7.Praying

8.Modelling...hehe..

9. erm..pee-ing?

10.MY TERRITORY!

11.Leaf

if the images are unclear, please go to www.flickr.com/photos/summer_wizard

so...comment!

Transformers

2007-07-25T02:03:00.000-07:00

Last thursday was Yamtuan's(yes..the one who i am going to meet on Sept 1..:P) birthday, so we had a public holiday. We traveled down to Midvalley on the night before and checked ourselves into a tiny little hotel room in Cititel- it's free, ok, that's why so small...:(

My sister(Irene) and I planned to watch Dead Silence at 11.55pm and then walk back to our hotel room after the show. According to her, watching horror movie in the middle of the night is exciting...erm...we have to walk through a huge dark shopping complex at late night, you know!

you scream. you die.

=.=

alright...not that i chicken out...:) horror movie is just not my cup of tea...
i mean it gets your adrenaline gushing out, and i don't like that...

okok....chicken out...hehe...

Then, we decided to watch Transformers! After hearing so many positive comments from movie critics and my friends, of course i am eager to watch also...

2 tickets cost RM20 and at 12.00am we placed our butts firmly on soft cushioned chairs...not realising they are going to stick there for a long 2.5 hours...

I would have to say it's indeed very entertaining. Shia LaBeouf a.k.a. Sam Waikiki *ahem* Witwicky, almost made me gay...ALMOST!!! not yet...

Shia LaBeouf

But Megan fox so hawt!!!!!! omg!!!!

right?

anyway, that movie is just fantastic...
...having Autobots and Decepticons transforming from cars to Power Ranger look alike robots. the graphics is the best i have seen thus far... really!

go watch it now!

You will be so preoccupied staring at the screen till you forgot about the popcorn in your hands!

After the show, we got lost in the mall...everyshop is closed and it was pitch black. can't see the way out! We walked up and down and then up again...but still failed to get out.

It's so quiet and dark and scary and freaking cold ok. Thank God we didn't watch Dead Silence. Otherwise, we will probably be murdered by the silence of the night...ok..whatever...

Finally after 45 minutes, we managed to escape from that evil and complicated mall...

It was 3.00am...

p/s:hey ppl, please read the previous post and suggest which photo should i submit for the competition! thx ya!

which one?

2007-07-19T05:45:00.000-07:00

sorry for the lack of updates.
Form 6 is so hectic you know!
i wish i had time to even breathe!

anyway, do me a favour...

i am interested in participating "Li ving with Nature" Sony Nature Photogra phy Contest.

Here is what they want:

"Catch a photo of nature's beauty at its best.
Take a look at what nature has to provide and the
treasures it beholds for us in a different light.
It can include a game of hide and seek in the park or
a simple shade of a big tree for shelter.
Insects and animals found in the nature park.
Scenes that can be found in your daily life that
portrays the wonders of nature in our surrounding. "

I have a few photos here, please suggest which one is most suitable for my entry. ok? I plan to send in end of this month.

1)Sharp stare

2)Muscular cockroach :P

3)Pillow = Me @ Me = Pillow

4)Peeping tom

5)Hanging on

Which one is the best?

Alright here are some of the last year's winning photos :

Damn cool rite? Hopefully, mine are as good as theirs...hehe...

Any other suggestions on what subjects should i photograph on?

btw, i have more photos at www.flickr.com/photos/summer_wizard
if you feel that some of the photos from there are good (and stand high chances of winning *ahem*), please tell me ASAP!!!!

THX IN ADVANCE K!

:D

i love crabs!!!

2007-06-08T21:28:00.000-07:00

Bovril crab

Curry crab

BBQ...

Sweet sour sauce for BBQ crab.

I've eaten LOTS of crabs in the last two months. LOTS as in the crabs can be as high as Petronas Twin towers if stacked vertically. really!!!

0.o

Alright, not really. :P maybe as high as a kancil car...

I tell u crab shells are so so so yummy. Many of my family members and friends love the pincer, which usually contains succulent meat. But i prefer the shell part, because of the pungent taste of, well...CRAB. ^.^

Today itself, Mom bought 5 (male) crabs...i was turning the crabs around to search for their genitals, but to no avail. Where is it? Pretty ironic is it? having eaten so many crabs, i am still clueless. hehe...but seriously, crab got penis or not? is it visible?

The unlucky crabs...

hmm...

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As i was busy observing them...

Show me your penis, you crap crab!!! *roarrrr*

Mom : what are u looking at?

Me : trying to spot their penises...

Where?

Mom : huh? you really 'mou liu'(nothing better to do).

Me : where is it?! 0.0

Mom : i've murdered so many but i didn't see their 'di di' before also. *getting 'mou liu' too..hehe*

Me : ................

Mom : I just know which is male and which is female...just see the stomach,triangular, part. If that area is light coloured, then it's jantan lor.

This is male.

Me : So that part is penis ya? why so flat? How come female crabs also so flat? how they have sex then?

Mom : haiya...dunno lah...very 'fan'(annoying) laa u...

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I was going to ask female crabs got boobs or not...hehe...want to further annoy Mom..:P...but i didn't.

Because she's got a sharp knife in her hands...

*swallows saliva*

Alright, she went on to stab the crabs, straight at their penises, no... erm... stomachs. and as though nailing a vampire, she used butcher knife to hammer the 'stabbing' knife...

Then she roughly ripped off the pincers and legs, unfortunately hurting her thumb in the process...yeah, those dead crabs got their little revenge. But Mom is ok, it's just a small cut.

The shells with chicken eggs....will be much tastier if added with salted chicken egg...

Which piece cut Mom's thumb, please jump out of the plate!! No one? Alright, all of you shall be cooked!!!! :P

Ok...next, cooking BLACK PEPPER CRAB! yum yum...

Pepper imported from Japan.

Pepper with onion. OMG, i think Mom put too much pepper!

The crabs in the pan.

Adding thick soy sauce.

Adding XO, no, it's grandma's rice wine. We managed to smuggle a few bottles from East Malaysia! hehe...

Can you smell it? nice, you know!

gosh, i need to stop snapping photos and start attacking!

Whoa....the gravy is super spicy but if added to white rice, it blends well, not that spicy. Overall it beats other bovril, curry and BBQ crab. NICE....

THANKS MOM!

Now...

Anyone wants some BLACK PEPPER CRAB?

Cook yourself!

:P

Wake up, men

2007-06-06T21:41:00.000-07:00

I am sick of men who are not loyal to their wives. and i can bet MOST(not all) middle-aged men do keep secret raunchy affairs...

Why? Is it that 'exciting' and 'adventurous' and fun?

Or or, do you guys feel a sense of accomplishment because you, successfully, cheated your quick witted wife? Or is it another true love?

Most of them say it's true love. Some of them said they had problems with their wives, thus need another companion.

True love? Fuck that...

A 50+ married man with a 20 years old chick, u call that true love?

ha...some chicks rule middle-aged apek's money...

true sluts...

Men are stupid enough to be fooled by these cheap sluts, family wreckers, swindlers...why huh? coz apparently those sluts have PhD in Sex Skills...so to speak...:P

007ero: Circa 1895 Erotic French Cartoon. Engraved print from a late 19th century French magazine, showing a man in overcoat and top hat, about to kiss a young topless woman.

and those men love cheap fuck. And when they have hit the AIDS jackpot, they will go back home and spread it around.

Or, when they are down with flu, they'll crawl back home for a hot bowl of chicken soup. How selfish is that? true love is the woman who cares for you when u are sick, when your pocket is empty and when u got fired by your boss....

Think men, think!!! use your brains!!! U think your mistress will stay with u when u are sick, broke and jobless? how about when u are lying in the hospital, with syphilis? Who's the one by your bed side?

Your 'true love' is after your money, stupid! and how could a hot young chick seriously fall in love with a bald, fat man?

And you can spend thousands of $$$ on her but not on your children's education, eg send them overseas? omg...you can bring her on vacations, but cannot afford to do so with your children?

heck...why? men oh men....why are you so dumb? Please wake up. You have all the things others don't have : a loving wife, smart children, stable salary, happy family...

What if they found out? Everything will fall apart. Your children no longer regard u as the 'superman', your wife doesn't trust you anymore, keep bugging u with questions and scoldings, your colleagues will label u as the 'playboy'.... you'll live a miserable life.

so, PLEASE MEN, PLEASE!
Don't destroy your family...Don't be selfish...Don't be overpowered by lust...

Please carry your responsibility! Think before you act...

Tea

2007-06-05T22:57:00.000-07:00

Last night i was searching through the cabinet for something to munch on. Then i saw this bunch of red coloured packets.

STRAWBERRY TEA? So special 0.0...Since when Mom bought those?

Really tempted to try.

Alright, ignore the mug label....

It has a pungent strawberry smell. But when u drink it, it 'tastes like any other tea. What a let down...:(...

Anyway, i grabbed the mug and went up to my air-conditioned room...

whoa....soft and comfy chair, a hot cup of tea, an entertaining comic book and low room temperature...nice nice...felt pampered to the max!!!

Oh, btw, i have soft thumb bones....can bend 90 degrees...:P

hmmmm....

My photo got featured again in The Star newspaper today....

Danger in the park:These vandalised seats in Lobak, Seremban, are now a breeding ground for mosquitoes!

Yahoo....

p/s: Our Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Haji Badawi is going to marry again this Saturday, June 9. He is going to tie the knot with Jeanne Abdullah. So, the early 2007 rumour by www.malaysia-today.net was true. At that time, Pak Lah denied that he was having an affair with Jeanne Danker(before she converted to Islam).

hmm...

Poor Poor Soul

2007-06-03T08:31:00.000-07:00

As a timid child
Lost in a crowded subway
Turning around in every direction,
Suppressing a cry of horror,
Searching and waiting,
All alone,
With wintry wind and pelting rain outside,
With a crumb hope.

He sees...
Everyone's got a direction,
moving rapidly,
chasing after time and opportunities,
But not him,
He's moving slowly,
As the chased flew past.
He is lost.

Poor poor soul,
Lost in a sea of humans,
Lost in his own fears,
Lost in his own indecisiveness .

What should he do?
Whom should he follow?
Which road should he take?

God,
guide him, console him,
Poor poor soul.

Hold his hands,
Walk him through this tunnel,
As suffocating silence descended,
For he's scared,
Of what's lying ahead,
Of what's left behind.
Of what tomorrow will be,
Of what yesterday has been.

-alck-

p/s : i failed to obtain any scholarships. So, i am going to study Form 6. Wish me luck! :)

happy day

2007-05-31T17:12:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was a day full of joy and happiness. I just hope every other days to come is like yesterday.
Not to mention the bad luck I(we) had since the beginning of the year; major family problem, auntie passed away of cancer, I scoring A2 for my favourite subject in SPM(10A1, 1A2, btw), scholarship failures, dad contracted with mild dengue, and recently 4/5 of my siblings got fever at the same time!
hopefully the second half of 2007 will turn out well.

Alright, yesterday, i had my driving test. Very nervous...considering i was sick and didn't practise driving for more than 1 month. Whose to blame? My selfish, money minded,fierce, senseless instructor!!! only trained me for two days(3hours per day). BERSERK!!!!!

and....he encouraged me to bribe those JPJ fellows with a whopping RM100!
As a good kid(always been...:P), of course i didn't accept laa...

But his other student did bribe...

What a corrupted nation...

At approx 11.30am, it was my turn to get on a little innocent looking kancil car. First, i need to climb the hill...and i stuck up there...so damn stupid ok. Hill climbing supposed to be easy for me! Engine went off for two times....and i asked the officer the dumbest question "Boleh tukar kereta tak?" Trying to blame the car...huh...what was i thinking...the officer replied " Kereta tidak boleh tukar, u kena tukar kaki sikit"...so embarrassed ok! then the other guy mumbled, "jangan kedekut minyak, tekan minyak banyak, bukan u bayar pun....aiya, u kedekut minyak laa"

I thought it will be another incident in my long list of Bad Luck 2007...

So, i pressed the accelerator hard the the car went "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" and i drove down the hill....

phewwww.....

Luckily my car didn't reverse down the hill. otherwise, 100 % fail!

The other two parts:parking and 3-pointer were peanut for me...

Then, i need to wait for another section which is driving on the selected routes around town. As i waited for nearly an hour or so, my face was burning hot and mucus flowing uncontrollably out of my clogged nostrils. Water, i need water!!!! But no more water to drink...i had finished gulping down 1.5 liter of water earlier in the morning (and visited toilet for 3times in an hour).

Suddenly a fat lady called out loud "lapan puluh dua (82)" which is my number. And the rush of adrenaline vanquished the sickness...

I thought that lady was strict because others who were tested by her mostly failed...

and worse still, she's so fat and big sized that every time i change gear(gear 1 especially), i would (have to) accidentally brushed the back of my hand with her thigh...*sigh*

So, she shrieked cos i molested her....haha...no laaa....jkjk....

I tried to be friendly with her, knowing she had to face many other quiet fellas who wish to focus completely on the driving... i want to be different!

but it was hard to talk to her. No topic at all! What am i supposed to ask?

Then i was thinking of this:

Me : "Why are u so fat ar?"

She : What? *confused*

Me : "Yer....your thigh is like elephant leg..."

She : "????!!!!!!!!!"

Me : "Eh, auntie, move your piggy leg laa...i can't punch in the gear!!"

She : *grabs her pen and wrote FAILED as big as her thigh*

:P haha...

No offense to fat buddies out there ok!

hmmm.....really no proper topic to chat with her laa....so quiet

.............................................

Out of nowhere, the radio played a familiar song....

BERDIRI by SUKI....

For your information, Suki(Low Sook Yee) was my not-so-close friend. She was my schoolmate too, just different class. Hey, more than that, she coached me for district level choir competition! that's BIGGIE... She is also the youngest millionaire in Malaysia, having won One In A Million singing competition. I knew a lot about this girl...

So, i started chatting with the examiner...it turned out that she liked Suki, and watched One In A Million too!!!

We exchanged a few words and it was relaxing and casual. i can feel that she's really into the topic....so happy...

apparently, she didn't want to end the topic although we reached the driving school already.

Obviously i managed to change something formal to informal and she liked it. I earned 20/20 for this section...full marks!!!! YEAH YEAH!!!!

If it wasn't for Suki's song, i think i'll be nervous throughout the journey...and maybe failing the test due to extreme silence and unfriendliness too....

Thanks SUKI!!!

But my friend who bribed failed miserably. How is that supposed to be?

Hmmm....i suspect my instructor didn't hand the money to JPJ fellas but rather kept that RM 100 in his pocket and laughing all the way to the bank later on...

Pity my friend...

I reached home at around 2.30pm, happy happy....

I turned on the computer and paid a visit to www.thestar.com.my

and and and......surprise surprise....my photo is featured in The Star...

bwahhhahahahahaha....HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Back to Sibu...

2007-05-29T09:06:00.000-07:00

So so so sorry....after a few weeks of hiatus from the internet....i finally had the chance to sit down and type a few words. As i said, my sister is back for her semester break, and she's using the pc all the time. but not now.

She went to Cheras just now. And the Pc is mine!!! BWAHAHAHA...

Not for long...:( she's coming back later today...

Alrite, first of all, i am dead tired, jetlag... just came back from Sibu.

Ok... on 25/5 evening we boarded a flight to Sibu via Kuching. It was damn tiring considering that morning i was attending school (solving Maths questions which have not been taught by Mr Lim...)

Hard. -_-"

In-flight MAS food is getting worse day by day! I ordered beef steak while my cousin had rice with chicken satay. OMG...both were horrible!!! My steak was solid hard(with tasteless mushroom gravy) while the satay rice, OILY!

"Way to go MAS... Malaysia Boleh"

HA!

We reached granma's house quite late.

The next few days was so nice...i mean the food!!!!! CHEAP AND SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS!!!

1) The historic Mr and Mrs Yeo's Konpia at Tiong Hua Road

My dad used to eat here when he was in primary school. Sometimes even 'ponteng' to eat here.

this is Yeo's daughter...

Konpia soaked in pork broth...

with chilli sauce...yummy...

Also famous for it's red bean drink..

2) Mee Kampua and etc

Sibu is most famous for its Kampua.
.
Mee Kampua with slices of char siew...this is Sibu's version of Kuching's Mee Kolok. Mee Kolok is so much nicer but usually contains alot of MSG...:(

Chao Chu Mien(Stir fried and then cooked with soup noodle)

Chao Chu Mien is my favourite. It's added with chinese wine...yum yum...

Bihun Basah (Vermicelli)

Drinks : Wheatgrass with milk(Left) and without milk(right).....

3)Tian Bian Ngu and fishballs...
I really wanted to snap some photos of those two delicacies but i forgot to bring my camera...darn...
Nvm...
Tian Bian Ngu is alike porridge. Only that it is made of flour and tastes marvelous.

4)Tomatoes stuffed with Asam
I am sorry but this is not available in current market in sarawak. My chef aunt working in Singapore made this creative dessert for us.

I always hated tomatoes but her version of Tomatoes with Asam....melted my heart...ahhh...so tasty...

5) Tit-bits

SYIOK!

random pics :

Pentas Sunyi

2007-05-29T08:44:00.000-07:00

Fata morgana suatu ketika,
Merak, Kenari, Enggang, Nuri,
Berbalas-balas kicauan riang,
Mesra harmoni walau beza warna,

hatta, segalanya memori indah,
Ku bertemankan sunyi

Sunyi ,
Kuperhatikan Si Nuri,
Menyusuri angkasa sangkar,
Bertemankan udara,
Ku umpamanya...

Sunyi,
Air mata mengalir lesu,
Membentuk lurah keperitan di hati sepi,
Oh parah sanubariku,
Mengapa?

Sunyi,
Ku dihambat hampa,
Telahku kandas dalam lembah ini,
Mengapa?
Ku mencari jawapan.

sunyi,
Apakah ini balasan?
Apakah ini sumpah?
Ku mencari jawapan,
Hanya pentas sunyi milikku.

-alck-

Guys and girls, please hold my hands and walk with me...i am scared...

i hate ants

2007-05-06T20:58:00.000-07:00

On a sunny Saturday morning, i was lying down on the floor, chilling out while reading newspaper. It was so relaxing and comfortable...until....

a 'kay po'(nosy) black ant came parading itself on the newspaper....

*horror begins*

and blocking(and 'changing') some of the alphabets! imagine, 'n' becomes 'h'....

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his nose clean"--correct version--

"Since leaving prison, he's managed to keep his hose clean"--ant stayed still on the 'n', thus making 'n' looked like a 'h'--

At first I didn't notice the ant and was reading casually, until I came across 'hose'. Weird sentence...keep his hose clean? Upon closer inspection, only i realised it was a little ant on 'n'!

Information can go very wrong,you see... it's as though the ex-prisoner got jailed for not keeping his garden hose clean....heeheehee...

BAD BAD ant!

before i could put a big full stop to it's life, it scurried away....but not for long...*smug*

alright, you may say that it's my fault for eating sweets and tit-bits in the room, thus attracting ants...

You are wrong...

I've been munching in my lovely room all this while, yet no annoying ants came destroy perfect Saturday mornings....

Look, it's because of my sister! Apparently, she has been breeding ants for quite some time...

and now, she's back for her semester break, brought back all her things and stuffed them under my bed....

A luxurious palace for her ants....

I have no idea what's in those boxes and plastic bags. Hopefully, nothing more horrendous than the ants....

Alright, so i murdered the ant without hesitation and sympathy...

Hah! That's the price you pay for disturbing me!

Just as i thought rainbows, birdies' chirp, gentle-blowing wind and blue sky will accompany me through the morning, an army of black ants marched into my sight.....

Looking for revenge, it seems...

and as if yelling......

Who cares....

and what's the 'award' you guys got for such a daring act?

Broken legs and smashed segments (mashed potato style)

One more thing, they were rather juicy...

The floor was so sticky after the 'battle'. I shuddered to think what the sticky ant juice made up of...

Maybe a combination of essences of dead Lizards, Cockroaches, Rats, Dogs, Cats, HUMANS etc etc

Yucks!!!!*grimace*

Die already still wanna make my life hard...I hate ants!!!!!

MAMA, i need a mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid ants....leave me alone, I am not sweet! and not dead yet...

oh...wanna know how I mass murder the 'fun' way? watch this...

Don't mess with me(again)!!!!

p/s : At one point in the video, the ant pretended to be an innocent little black rice, not moving....i LOLed at this...and that's how one of the ants stayed still on 'n'...Another ant at the end of the video went so so so panic after i crushed it's comrade, in front of it's naked eyes!!!....bwahahaha....

Top 5 jokes...

2007-04-29T21:10:00.000-07:00

enjoy....

1) DON'T LIE TO KIDS

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?"

So the man answers, "A bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.

A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.

So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answers,

" I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs."

**gosh, that girl needs anger management class, A.S.A.P., before she 'murders' again...**

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2)This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Spartalisa...

Simon : huh?

Oww....what's in there?

hahahahahahaha

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3) Miss Universe Q&A Session

Question: Ms America,how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......

(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight
or
Toro(Bull)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
laborers.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu
Ping.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very
Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the show is over.

(Applause! Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like
Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!Applause!)

**I am so insulted!!!....good laugh though...**

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4)REVENGE!!!

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN $200?"

**=_="**

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5)Backseat Cook

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

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Extracted from http://forum.lowyat.net/JokesHeaven

This two months to come, i have very limited internet access...so, i can't blog frequently...

My SISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is back for her semester break...
she'll be using the PC most of the time....

tata...and take care!

I love you, God...

2007-04-25T11:09:00.000-07:00

God must have known i am very sad and disappointed this few days....

I went to church...

...and i got this from Him...

What do you see? I see a lip-shaped fire....

GOD....I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

I know You will guide me, hold my hands all the way through the darkest moments of my life... :-)...

Thanks, God!

Around Seremban(Food)...

2007-04-24T23:04:00.000-07:00

Here are some recommended dishes...

1) BBQ Crab

Location : Seremban Crab Village, Lobak, 70200 Seremban, Negeri Sembilan
Price : RM40/kg

Ironically, the best part of this dish is not the pincers' meat. It's the grilled sticky layer of honey + sugar + soy sauce on the outside of shell!!!

SUPER DELICIOUS!
*drool*

This sauce has milk in it....
it makes the crab even tastier!

A bit pricey though...

Besides BBQ crab, Seremban offers many other ways to cook crabs to satisfy your taste buds...
We have Bovril Crab, Butter and Salted Egg Yolk Crab etc...

2) Seremban Siew Pau

Location : Seremban Siew Pow Food Stuff Ent. Sdn. Bhd, 1607, Jalan Rasah, 70300 Seremban, Negeri Sembilan
Price : RM 1.00 / piece

Siew Pau is actually the 'signature' food of Seremban. The owner of Seremban Siew Pow Food Stuff Ent. Sdn. Bhd had even opened a few franchises in KL and Singapore!!!

Yeah, it's THAT famous!

The fillings : minced chicken/pork, onion. soy sauce and 'secret recipe'

I must say it's a must try!

With such an affordable price, tourists can 'ta pao' this baked 'pou' as many as possible and bring back to their own countries, either to munch slowly later on or give them away as 'edible souvenirs'!

No need to get frustrated over what gifts to buy now!

3) there are many others....

Yam roll with cashew nuts, red onions and cuttlefish.

Thai-style fried chicken

Seafood tofu cubes...

These dishes are served in most of the Chinese restaurants in Seremban...

TRY THEM!

Rejected...

2007-04-22T23:23:00.000-07:00

After SPM results are announced, there will be scholarship hoo-haas. Everyone hunts for application forms, rushing there and here to get certs done, such a chaos!!! I myself have applied for quite a number of scholarships and with 10A1's and 1(miserable) A2 plus an additional A1 in GCE-O level English, I thought I, at least can be offered two or more scholarships....

i was wrong....

BNM(Bank Negara), AmanahRaya, TNB(Tenaga Nasional Berhad), Khazanah were among those who rejected my applications...hell, i can't even get Malaysian Matriculation. *sigh*

I guess my enemies will be laughing and jumping happily like hyenas by now...

ok...straight to the point. I AM NOT SATISFIED with their selection!

*i am going to rant and boast, don't read if don't like*

I am not trying to blow my own trumpet here. But since i got lots of trumpets, i am going to blow some anyway...hehe...

How could they missed selecting me? Read some of my achievements below...

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Academics :

UPSR-5A's
PMR-7A's
SPM-All A1 except BM
Very consistent in school exams.
Won state level Kuiz Sains Alam Semula Jadi, went on to represent the state, got 4th.
Certificate of Merit in National Chemistry Quiz

Co-curriculum(only during form4 and 5) :

National level:

Maxis-Star CyberlinQ Web Community Competition - Champion
Toyota Eco Youth Programme - 1st runners-up
National First Aid Competition - 1st runners-up
National AIDS Camp

State Level :

First Aid Competition - 3rd
Leadership Camp

(Not stating others because State level certs do not have that much value when applying scholarships)

Awards :

National Level:

Pingat Jasa Terpuji-Belia (Meritorious Service Medal-Youth). To be presented later this year by Yang Dipertuan Besar Negeri Sembilan
MRCS(Malaysian Red Crescent Society) Outstanding Youth Award

State Level:

MRCS PMR Award

School Level :

Principal's Award for excellence in school exams.
Two Outstanding Georgian Awards.

Posts :

Red Crescent Society-Assistant Head Section Leader
Invention Club - Assistant Secretary
Science and Mathematics Club - Committee Member
Toyota Eco Youth Programme - President
State First Aid Competition - Leader
Assistant Class Monitor

(due to commitments to too many national level projects, my posts weren't that good)

Others (lower secondary) :

SEED(Schlumberger Excellence In Educational Development) International Water Project.
State Shell Traffic Competition-champion for three consecutive years
State Foot-drill competition : champion

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*proud*
I am excellent or what!

or is it there are many others better than me?

I doubt that....

But i have no doubt that many undeserving people got the scholarships just because of their unquestionable rights as 'the original Malaysians', so to speak...

No meritocracy at all....*furious*

And i am not rich...just average...parents can't even afford to sponsor me to study medicine...now, that's poor rite?

Well, i can do nothing about this(the selections) as what is done is done.

BUT!

Don't expect me to serve this corrupted nation next time...

They don't want me, FINE!!! They just missed a talent...

I WILL BE A GREAT in the future! I mean it...mark my words...
When the time comes, don't accuse me of being unpatriotic for not serving the nation!
*another brain drain case coming up* yay!

p/s : i am still being optimistic about obtaining JPA scholarship which is due to be out by second week of May. Chances are slim though...
p/p/s : ok...i am arrogant and kept showing off...
but hey, you gotta know how 'unfair' the selections are, rite? :-P

Around Seremban....

2007-04-19T21:46:00.000-07:00

As you know, 2007 is Visit Malaysia Year.

Having stayed in Seremban for the past 9 years, I've known this place inside out. So, I would like to share with you everything about Seremban...

read on, bitches...(There you go, Seremban people are rude...hehe)

Seremban, Negeri Sembilan is a not-so-advanced city. I always wondered why.
Why Johor, Selangor, Melaka can be so developed while this Negeri Sembilan land is still 10 years behind? ok...maybe 5 years behind...well, it has to do with those corrupted politicians, i think :(.

Places of Interest

1) Seremban Lake Gardens

This is a nice place to jog, picnic and fish. Few years back, the Seremban Municipal Council didn't allow fishing because apparently the lake had very minimal fish. Those fish had no desire for sex whatsoever...sad, sad,sad.

But then, in 2004, 10 of SMKKGV(a high school nearby)'s students came up with a project to promote rape among fishes(:P...joking). I was one of the members. *proud*. We tested the lake water and it was too fertile for fish to grow! That's why it was so green! So, we did something and dumped a few hundred fish fries into the lake.

Oh, btw, we did that for the sake of winning RM10,000, not for the good of community....pathetic hor?
At least you can fish now!

There's nothing special about this lake, but occasionally you can spot a few slimy wet condoms lying proudly on the ground and people wank around! *horror*

Part of the lake is now under 'construction'. Last time, it used to have a nice place to sit and view the panorama. But, the place is now fenced up...DURING VMY2007!!!

2) State Museum

The Istana built without a single nail. o.0. That's something to be bragged about!

Minangkabau (bull-horn building)

This museum is so not popular... :-(
I've never been to this museum since I moved to Seremban.
But I paid a visit here last month during a Ghost Exhibition...

The Istana which is empty is exactly like my Grandma's ex-house. In fact, Grandma's bigger...

The museum itself is as boring as the exhibition.
Later, i will tell you why the exhibition is ludicrous....

If you plan to visit the Ghost Exhibition, forget it!
well, it was organised by a government body but they themselves decided to cancel it off...
"This exhibition promote supernatural beliefs, it seems..."
*crap*

Djinn : "My hair is superb. So, worship me and you'll get the exact one. How cool is that?"

Djinns : "We are like barbie dolls!!! Come gurl, comb our hair..."

Djinns : "Our nails are so perfect!"

*crap*

Come on laa...
As though we cannot differentiate what's right and what's wrong!!! We are mature enough ok...

I don't see any problem with the exhibition, only that the djinns are of the same species.
What makes them different is the number of heads.....1...2...3...*yawns**ridiculous*

Ha! Very funny...

so, they canceled the exhibition, afraid that we might turn into djinns and tarnish Vision 2020...
if like that hor, why don't they catch Mat Rempits and punish them?
they are promoting illegal racing what....

but no...

those Mat Rempits got to go to North Pole and sky dive for free!!
sponsored by us, the tax payers!!!

READ : From Mat Rempit to Pole jumpers

syiok or what?

Mat Rempits said they have repented.
oh YEAH? really? Only dumbos will believe...
so fake ok!!!

I am trying to be a good boy all this while, hoping the government can sponsor me.
but now...*evil grin*
I wanna be Mat Rempit!!!!! Can go North Pole see Bear Bear!! *determined*
"dream on Albert, you don't even have a bike to rempit on..."

-_-"

hmm...i think sooner or later, rapists will be awarded too...

Alright! Back to places of interest.....

I can only suggest the two locations above because the rest are just.....T.T
So sorry to say that Seremban is a dull place...
That's why I spend half the blog writing out of topic....
Otherwise, I have nothing to write on because Seremban is so so so so so boring.....

But do drop by Seremban because we have delicious food....
Don't spend too much time in Seremban though.
I am afraid you will die of boredom...

tata....

My Darling, Miss Canon....(from friendster, 24/2/07)

2007-04-19T20:49:00.000-07:00

I was so horny for the past few weeks...

Don't get me wrong. Horny as in fantazising about cameras all the time...:P...
after some researches through the web , I found that the sexiest and most useful (functions) digicam is Canon A710IS...yeah, i just dumped my previous fantasy (Canon 850IS)...

*Welcome to my heaven, sexy Miss Canon....

* I HATE YOU!!!so expensive!!!

This sudden mushrooming of 'Camera Lust' forced me to fork out RM1300...

So, yesterday, I went to Midvalley to buy the desired camera...of course it was after a week of gruelling 12am-4am daily researches...you see, RM 1300 isn't a small a mount for me ok, must plan everything properly...

Inevitably, Midvalley FOTOKEM offers the best price for Canon A710IS...

RM 1250 = camera set + 1GB Toshiba SD card + full tripod + pouch + print vouchers + rechargeable batteries(4) + charger + silicon screen protector + wrist strap...

But i paid extra RM 50 to get a better SD card...:P...it's not neccessary, just hand itchy, pull out another RM50...damn!!!

Other shops (around Seremban and Midvalley) offer the camera alone for a whopping RM 1249...WTF...

Thank God I am smart...:P

Overall i am quite pleased with my darling...see for yourself...the magic she has...

Deplorable lifestyle...

senja

Posing droplets...

Flower

Alright, maybe I am great, not her....hehe...

I must say she's so sweet and mesmerizing yet so fragile....i kept molesting her until accidentally scratched her (YOUCH!!!!) on the first day itself...

i am so rough and horny...

WATCH OUT LADIES!!!
...here i come...*smug*

TARA-Once in a lifetime...(from friendster, 21/2/07)

2007-04-19T20:47:00.000-07:00

Right after SPM last year, I started getting hooked up to The Amazing Race Asia(TARA). To be specific, I like M&M brothers. When summer_wizard said 'hooked up', it means VERY ADDICTED:-staying up late till 4am just to chat with other forummers and M&M at amazing-race-asia.axn-asia.com., thinking of amazing race asia all the time (eat, sleep, shit, dream...:P)

After SPM, my school friends and I were drifted apart...some went overseas, others are busy working and studying...really lonely at that time...but God is so generous....

Through TARA, I've got the chance to befriend people across the region, M&M bros(Jakarta), redllldevil(bintulu), durengal(Jakarta), babylexus(Miri), rikireina(KL), 4everblue(The Philippines), and others. This fellas are great though they treat me like a small innocent piglet (esp redllldevil..:P) just because i am underaged...wait till after 25 Feb, I shall join their league!!!:). They share their thoughts, and vice versa..really look forward to meet them in person...

It is a dream come true for a die hard fan to watch M&M on TV and finally work for one of them...anyway, this is what happened to our sweet chick duren. She's working for Marsio and at the same time, spying on her boss on behalf of us...:P...deep in my heart, i felt like strangling duren to death and take over her place...hehhee....just joking...:P but hey, i am damn jealous ok!!!

Above all, I've found out what's my passion - PHOTOGRAPHY...it is through Marsio Juwono(professional photographer)...his masterpieces at www.neo-classic.com really impressed me...

Don't you just hoped that this photo was snapped by you?

*photo from neo-classic

But I don't see myself as a full-time photographer in the future....really hard to cari makan you know...unless you are helluva good at snapping photos...so, better let photography be my hobby...

Nevertheless, photography is an expensive hobby. I wanted so badly a SLR camera but that's out of reach, no money-lah. Unless you guys wanna donate...:P

Meantime, I am targeting a Canon 850IS, it's cheaper...around RM1.5k...any other suggestions?

*for more info about this sexy hot digicam...click here

So, you see, TARA isn't once in a lifetime experience for the participants, but also an invaluable experience for the fans too...we got to gain new friends, new jobs, new hobbies and real 'care and share'...
Thanks my TARA friends...:-)

What a man wants from his gurl...(from friendster, 18/2/07)

2007-04-19T11:07:00.000-07:00

so, this is what men, basically, want from their chicks...

Men want :

SEX... *lecherous smile* the first thing that crosses men's mind when they see a hot chick...unless he's a gay or transvestite...

SEXY BEAUT....it doesn't matter if you are ugly or fat, it's the way you present yourself...in other words, men want confident and sexy and gurly gals and some basic seducing actions (licking your lips passionately, wink your eyes etc)...trust me, they will receive your signal...nevertheless, 'no pain no gain', you need intensive training before trying out those seducing acts.

*Beyonce, every men's dreamgurl

FOOD...no yummy food---> no love---> no care---> no mood ---> no sex---> no babies---> EPL matches + kacang + beer....seriously, it can be real problematic and frustrating if a chick can't cook yummy food...as the chinese saying goes "if you want your man to stick to you, take care of his stomach first"

ATTENTION. Do not say your neighbour is handsome!!!!no matter how handsome is Brad Pitt, tell your man that he's better looking...keep telling lies...some lies are permitted...*smug*

*LOVE...some men are secretive and seldom show their affection towards their chicks because they want to appear macho...so, gals be patient ok...show them your undivided love...

Men don't want:

MANLY women. Manly as in doing whatever men could do. eg: scratching crotch, armpits...digging nose, ears...walking and sitting with wide gap between legs..

CHEAP women. I bet no men are willing to share their respective chick holes with others...:P...and no let their chicks go licking lips and winking eyes at pubs...

FISHY women. I mean the fishy smell...you know, the smell that each housewife owns right after they cook...

AUNTIE-AUNTIE-LIKE-WOMEN. Dressing loose clothes like the oldies is definitely a no-no...men wouldn't want to bring out their ugly ducklings to socialise...be classy, talk and walk like a star...

DEMANDING women. "Honey, that ring is so nice...that necklace is pretty...wow, i want that night gown..." imagine how men feel...well, maybe he will buy the appealing night gown ...briefly, men(majority) do anything and everything for themselves first..

*LOVE...yeah, men want sex instead of love...

BALD women

*Spears, every men's nightmare

Gals, if you want to be a successful wife/gf, please take note of the mentioned points....start making a difference in your life...and put on that flirtatious smile, always!!!

okok....some of you might be damn angry with me for stating some points...go get a sand bag and punch like a bitch barking, pretend sand bag = summer_wizard ok :P...

i don't care...

FREE SEX!!! (from friendster, 15/2/07)

2007-04-19T10:43:00.000-07:00

I bet when you guys read the title, your mind will go ,"wow...i need to read this...summer_wizard is offering sex and service...must be good"...

hell NO!!! i am not letting you widen my anus diameter...:P....hehe...
Don't go berserk, ok?

Anyway, this is one of the many ways to attract public's attention in business world that i've learnt in my course...i remember a billboard(not in malaysia) showing SEX in real huge letters but the subtopic was "Did i get your attention??? Please visit BURGER XXXXX"(i forgot the name)...nice huh??

As the PIG year is approaching, I would like to share the advantages and disadvantages of celebrating CNY (from my point of view)

ADVANTAGES

Angpau's of course...$$$$$$$$$....
Eat lots of mandarin oranges, which contains helluva cellulase, makes you shit like a king...byebye sembelit...:)
Food. CNY is the only season when sharkfin, abalones, sea cucumbers and others gather on my lil dining table...::::drooling::::
Drinks. Yahoo!!! endless beers and carbonated drinks flowing...(and chrysanthemum tea for kiddies like you!) :P
Hot chicks. Gurls visiting your house and people like GM will go wooooohooooo...:::drooling::: and talking cock about whatever...hehe...cheers GM :P

DISADVANTAGES

CNY songs. Stupit toothless lil gurls shaking their heads and unappetising asses...(taken ecstacy i guess) and singing horribly...WTF
Fat layers. (Food + Drinks) x Excessive x Sleep = FAT FAT FAT!!! Gurls, sorry if the equation traumatise you...:P
Talkative aunties and uncles visiting and talking cock about their sons/daughters...and laugh till can see two rows of yellowish teeth and red pale gums....damnit!!!haunting me...
Celebrating birthday together with CNY...Killing two birds with one stone...my parents are laughing all the way to the bank....can save money from buying cakes and presents... cis cis cis...:(

In conclusion, the advantages of celebrating CNY outweighs the disadvantages (by one point). It is better to celebrate CNY merrily to reap maximum profits...hehe...(reminds me of Mdm Chu, ex-EST teacher) :)

OK...you've been patient enough to read thus far...
Now, want free sex and service? Please feel free to visit my neighbours who happen to be prostitutes...(ceh ceh ceh...promote pulak)...:P...Call 1300 XX 2525...request for anytype of hot chicks : Hawaian combo, Vegie orgy, Classic chick-en, Extravaganza, Flaming Hot Tuna Gurl...hehe :P...

Wow....imagine that...a Hawaian *pizza scent* chick....

HOT or WHAT!!!!!

GOTCHA!!!!!!

*scurried to toilet to*ahem*

* PUKE!!!! of course!!!!*